Saturday, 14 July 2007

The Al Gore Diet

Principles of consumption, as explained in Al Gore's hit movie, Supersize Me. Eat as many quadruple cheeseburgers and doughnuts as you want by offsetting your calories! Simply buy celery, Special K and crispbread and air-freight it as landfill to China, and you too can carry on being 24-stone of sanctimonious bossyboots.