Will Gypsies Defraud Britain's Swans?

I have long held that there is an iron rule of journalism which states that to any headline in the Daily Mail which ends with a question mark, the answer is No.

Will Brian Paddick give the Conservatives Cancer?
Will Asylum Seekers Infect Michael Howard with Aids?
Will the EU give Cliff Richard Cancer?
Will Lesbian Strip Diana of All Dignity?
Will the Unemployed Tax the Conservatives?
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